AUTHENTIC DIE CAST METAL
each model takes years of refining
Models weigh 6 to 16 ounces
Functional parts that snap together
5 star reviews
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What are GoatGuns? They are authentic die cast metal miniature models. These hefty little suckers weigh between 8 to 16 ounces. They range from 10cm to 38cm in length.
Nicknamed the Manly toy, each model has intricate, working parts. They are 1:3 scale sized and most parts snap together. They make the perfect desk display.
A few of our 6000+ 5 Star Accolades...
A few of our 6000+
5 Star Accolades...
"Attention to detail is great, it's fun to fiddle around with and looks great on my shelf. Absolutely love it."
"Perfect Gift. This was a birthday gift for my husband who buys everything he wants so it is nearly impossible to surprise him. THIS surprised him. He played like a kid on Christmas morning. Now he proudly displays his creation in a glass front display cabinet filled with his favorite things.
"I was expecting this little 1911 model to be a nice little decoration, maybe a nice desk display. When it arrived and I put it together, I was astonished at the accuracy and realistic feel of the little gun. I'm plan on becoming a police cadet with my local department, and I think this would make a great gift for cops, veterans and gun nuts alike. The only problem now: which one do I buy next?"
"Got this for my son and now I'm the greatest mom. He loved it and now I had to get one for my husband"
"The M16 was purchased for my boss. Being Military, I got the closest one to his Military issued. He loves it, keeps it on his desk, and I have seen many workers say how cool it was. Best gift ever!"
"Customer service came through like a champ! Followed through on everything they said! Not only great products, but also excellent customer service. I'd recommend these products to everyone!"
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A Short History Lesson
Backlog: GoatGuns began 2017 in UT, USA. The owner is fascinated by firearms but never had the funds for the dream vault collection. Inspired by FPS video games, he had the idea to bring to life what you see in games. Knowing that in-game 'skins' quickly become irrelevant, we created models that last for years. Now anyone can afford to build the 'Greatest of All Time' collection.
What: GoatGuns are authentic die cast metal models. Each has functioning parts but cannot shoot. They range between 4" to 16" in length and 6-16 ounces in weight.
How: Sarge gets the exact plans and shrinks them down to one-third scale. Mold creation is meticulous and typically lasts between 10 to 18 months of refining before a model is released.
Operation: It is our mission to bring the Greatest Of All Time Guns into the palm of your hands. We proudly solute and giveback to our Veterans.
Who is the Sarge? That's Sgt. Gunner to you unworthy creature. He is an Olde Goat with a dash of sass. While his gun models are 1:3 scale miniatures, his muscles are 3:1 scale that of any man. If contacting him, ask permission to speak along with complimenting his fine creations (and torso build). You can earn a spot on his Elite by "not being a donkey and buy a GoatGun!"
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